...... I am Mr.Environment. As an outdoors person, a fisherman, and hunter. As a man who believes litter bugs should be put into re-education camps. As a person who believes that tossing used gum on a sidewalk should be a capital crime. I care deeply about our planet. I recycle, I conserve water, electricity, I re-use. I walk or ride a bike(when it isn't being run over or stolen), don't even own a car. I even have those ridiculous shopping bags made for everything, except perhaps, toting groceries. Over my many years, most notably in the 70's and today, I have seen green, anti-pollution, environmental movements galore. Earth day, save the spotted green leopard whales, save the trees, save the bushes, save the lakes, the streams, the oceans. Save the wet lands, save the dry lands, save the little bit of both lands. All admirable goals, worthy pursuits. But I am just this guy, ya know, a nobody in the great scheme of things and some things about this whole notion of saving the planet strike me as odd. Like..........................
1) Why aren't we actually saving the planet? What with all the movements, regulations, restrictions, controls, limitations, protections, and the like, how is it we are closer to DOOM than at any other time in history? I have asked this question before and I get the same two fold answer from the foaming green goblins or carbon creepies, or environuts; "We have made great strides, but(you heard that but coming from a mile off didn't ya?) but, if we continue at our current rate(whatever that means) the Earth will be a wasteland in however many years they have decided it will be this week." If we are making great progress then how in the bloody hell................?
2) I watch PBS, listen to NPR, very nearly exclusively. They talk a lot about climate science. Strangely I have never seen nor heard a climate scientist. I'm not saying it has never happened. Just saying I never seem to catch it when it does. Lots of suits, no lab coats.
3) Some folks inside the environut asylum have given the movement a black eye. Falsifying data, inflating data whatever you want to call it. Or have made statements like this:"To capture the public imagination, we have to offer up some scary scenarios, make simplified dramatic statements and little mention of any doubts one might have. Each of us has to decide the right balance between being effective and being honest." (Stephen Schneider, lead 2007 UN IPCC report author. A statement he made in 1989) Or this little gem from Christine Stewart, Canada's former environment minister;"Climate change (provides) the greatest chance to bring about justice and equality in the world." "No matter if the science is all phony, there are still collateral environmental benefits (to global warming policies)" And yet these same people are still involved in the movement. Rather than protect the integrity of the movement and tar and feather these folks, the carbon creepies dismiss their little faux pa's as inconsequential to greater goal.
4) China arguably one of the world's worst polluters. Also supplier of perhaps, let's say, 60% of consumer goods sans groceries in the US. Where is the call from the environuts for a boycott?
5) Renewable energy has been around for decades now, why isn't it being used more? How many Habitat for Humanity homes go up with no solar? Why have the carbon creepies spent millions, Nay, billions of dollars trying to elect morons who will pursue environmental legislation? @!$%#, had they spent all that money on solar panels and installed them in homes, think of the real impact that would have had!!!
6) Why do the environuts allow individuals like Gore and that Kennedy fella to represent the movement to the world? Talk about a bad choice of spokesmen. It's like hiring Larry Flynnt to preach to high schoolers about the dangers of porn.
7) Whatever happened to the local clean-up? Used to be about 3 times a year a bunch of folks would get together and clean up a lake or pick-up and fix-up a neighborhood. What happened? Are the green goblins to busy protesting to do some actual work towards their stated goal?
8) Where is the push for a national recycling program? Why aren't the environuts crawling up the collective asses of state and federal government to institute recycling programs? Here in my home town we have to drag our @!$%# to the next town to get it recycled.
9) Why do the green goblins continue to work for and thereby support known polluters? Before you ask me to use just one square of Charmin, y'all need to put your money where your mouths are. No excuses allowed.
10) What the bloody hell is a Kyoto Accord and is anyone who signed one actually living up to it? I have read that some serious number shaving was pulled in that deal and since then many countries using even the shaved numbers cannot meet the goals. Inquiring minds would like some truth here.
.........Now I ask these things because like I said I am just this guy, and some folks I know also ask the same things. Frankly we get tired of being talked down to as if we could not understand the complexities of placing our soda bottle in the recycling bin. The other reason I ask is when the environuts hold some kind of rally for the planet, there is one car for every attendee. But(did you see that one coming?) But, as with most religious movements, the leaders demand we do as they say, not as they do. I myself, do what I can as an individual, speaking plainly however, I am a firm believer that folks should get what they pay for in whatever sense. I also feel that people who consider themselves higher life forms because they recycle are piss poor spokes people for this new/old religion. I have always found quiet encouragement produces more positive results, but hey what do I know.
I was watching NewsHour the other night and some liberal dweeb(I say that because he was representing the liberal side and in my estimation qualified as a dweeb) was proclaiming that republicans and conservatives are responsible for climate change in America. I had no idea America had her own personal climate, hell I had no idea that the wind actually did not move the air so to speak. This same dweeb(no I did not get his name PBS NewsHour 22 June 2011) said that because of right wing induced climate change, predicted extreme weather patterns have been occurring across the United States, breaking records for the last two years. Not an exact quote I assure you, but close enough for this. Is anyone aware of what his statement actually says? It says, we have had extreme weather before, perhaps many times before all this gloom and doom.
Are our current extreme weather incidents merely a cyclical weather pattern and nothing to be concerned about? Or are they the result of climate change? Or is all the hoop-la a result of hysteria created by our instantaneous media coverage and our increased ability to measure such phenomenon? I ask because it is obvious we have seen such weather before. I also ask because I was born in '66 and the last time science said the climate was going to shift was in the 70's and at this point if I remember correctly we are all supposed to be living in igloos.



