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Well it is Friday again here in the land of spring is never coming and I thought I would offer up another list of witty things some famous people have said. These are again taken from "The Ultimate Book of Useless Information" by Noel Botham and The Useless Information Society. And awaaaaaay we go..................
1) "It looks very damp" Queen of England and her description of Niagara Falls
2) "The Fiend" King George IV's nickname for his much unloved wife, Queen Caroline.
3) "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate." The mayor of Washington our nations capitol.
4) "We are trying to change the 1974 constitution, whenever that was passed." Louisianna State Rep. Donald Kennard
5) "I've read about foreign policy and studied--- I know the number of continents." Presidential candidate Goerge Wallace
6) "My 'presstitutes'." Prince Andrew, about journalists
7) "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it to themselves." John Wayne ( That was painful for me to read and write here)
8) "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street." Author Elbert Hubbard
9) "I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." E.E. CummingsType Your Article Here ...
10) "The covers of this book are to far apart." Newspaper columnist and novelist Ambrose Bierce
11) "I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45." Mick Jagger
12) "Where the hell is Australia, anyway?" Britney Spears
13) "Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion." Madonna
14) "My Lord, we find the man who stole the mare not guilty." Unknown Welsh jury foreman
15) "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." Albert Einstein
16) "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." J. Paul Getty
17) "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." Frank Lloyd Wright
18) "We've got to pause and ask ourselves---- how much clean air do we need? Ex-Chrysler Chairman Lee Iacocca
19) "I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpopulated." World Bank chief economist Lawrence Summers
20) "I think it would be a good idea." Mahatma Gandhi when asked what he thought of Western civilization
21) "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Martin Luther King Jr.
Have a spectacular weekend everyone. Happy April Fools Day.
